In reference to my food, this is a comment received from Mr G, who in comparison was not enjoying the choice for his evening meal. It goes like this…..
Take 1 packet with contents of a material not indigenous to this planet and not recognisable in terms of animal, vegetable or mineral. Subject to high-frequency vibrations of very short wavelength to transform the contents from a cold, stodgy mass, into a piping hot, stodgy mass. Add 0.5 litres of Tabasco sauce to induce palatability. Throw it against the wall and leave until cool. Frame.